Ealing Council election results Thursday 7 May 2026

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Audio recordings of local issues (currently AI generated).

Total: 3 posts

    Campaigns

    Commentary

    Podcast

    Children's Centres

    AI

    Save Ealing Children’s Centres Campaign Update

    Save Ealing Children’s Centres campaign raised over £5,000 in just eight days to begin legal action against Ealing Council to prevent closure of ten and of the borough’s twenty-five children’s centres.

    An audio summary of my satirical take on what it’s all about.

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    Local Democracy

    Commentary

    Podcast

    Children's Centres

    Corruption

    AI

    So it Goes: AI on the Absurd Logic of Ealing Council

    🎧 I fed my satirical piece about Ealing’s democratic innovations into Google’s NotebookLM.

    Two AI hosts discovered how perfectly logical it is to close children’s centres while voting yourself a 70% pay rise. They marveled at the mathematical elegance of spending £1 million on councillor allowances to save £750,000 on community services. They found it remarkable that one person could tweet about “putting people before buildings” and then close the very buildings …

    Environment

    Community

    Commentary

    Podcast

    Gasworks

    Ealing Labour

    Berkeley Group

    Health

    Exposes

    Pull the Other One, Julian

    Conspiracy theory?

    Our Great Leader, Julian ‘Two Jobs, Two Homes’ Bell, claimed on Desi Radio this morning that, “unfortunately”, none of the air quality monitoring data provided to him by Berkeley Group, the developers of the old gasworks site, provides any evidence of levels of chemicals harmful to health.

    Well, would you believe it?

    Bribery and corruption

    The same developers who paid their former finance director £9.5m to keep quiet about years of Tony Pidgley, …