Ealing Council election results Thursday 7 May 2026

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    Back to the Future

    Auto-generated description: A grassy hill with people walking on it is overlaid with the text Welcome to Ealing and Your guide to living in Ealing.

    Great Scott. Ealing Council’s welcome guide for new residents was written in 2010. The DeLorean is still parked on their website. And they haven’t changed a word.


    If you moved to Ealing recently, you may have been directed to the council’s Welcome Guide for New Residents.

    Well, no, you probably weren’t. Unless you’re Ukrainian.

    The welcome for the rest of you is sixteen years out of date.

    It’s still live on the Ealing Council website, cheerfully promising …

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    Ealing's Burning

    Auto-generated description: A chaotic collage-style album cover depicts burning buildings, protest imagery, and text referencing tracks titled Ealing's Burning and Bangarang Remix under the label Southall Stories Records.

    It’s getting heavy around here, so time for some light relief.

    Ealing likes to call itself “the Home of Loud.”

    It is a reference to Jim Marshall, valve amps, and the glorious feedback of British rock music history.

    But after reading a few years’ worth of Leader’s Notes, another title suggests itself:

    The Home of the Same Song.

    Because every week, the column strikes the same chord:

    Fighting inequality. Tackling the climate crisis. Creating good jobs.

    Sometimes the intro changes.

    One week: …

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    Toxic Town - Have You Been Affected?

    Last week I watched last year’s Toxic Town series on Netflix, and then the Horizon documentary from 2020 (available on DailyMotion).

    For anyone unfamiliar with it, Toxic Town tells the story of families in Corby, Northamptonshire, who were exposed to toxic dust during the reclamation of the Corby steelworks in the 1980s and 1990s. Nineteen families had children born with limb differences or other serious health problems - at least one resulting in the death of a newborn baby.

    Over time, …

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    Save Ealing Children’s Centres Campaign Update

    Save Ealing Children’s Centres campaign raised over £5,000 in just eight days to begin legal action against Ealing Council to prevent closure of ten and of the borough’s twenty-five children’s centres.

    An audio summary of my satirical take on what it’s all about.

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    So it Goes: AI on the Absurd Logic of Ealing Council

    🎧 I fed my satirical piece about Ealing’s democratic innovations into Google’s NotebookLM.

    Two AI hosts discovered how perfectly logical it is to close children’s centres while voting yourself a 70% pay rise. They marveled at the mathematical elegance of spending £1 million on councillor allowances to save £750,000 on community services. They found it remarkable that one person could tweet about “putting people before buildings” and then close the very buildings …

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    Risks to Health from Remediating Southall Gasworks

    AI is more ethical than Ealing Labour Party. No money was exchanged.

    What are the risks to health from remediating Southall Gasworks on site in the open air? The land is highly contaminated with benzene, naphthalene and a while host of other VOCs, PAHs, heavy metals, “blue billy” and asbestos, and surrounded by residential streets. The local community is mostly of south Asian and African heritage, and it is known that people with this heritage can be genetically vulnerable to …

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    I am the Leader of Ealing Council

    I asked Google Bard to advise me on a local matter.

    I am the leader of Ealing Council. I have received more than 250 reports about a BAD odour nuisance and air pollution from the remediation of the highly contaminated Southall Gasworks land. We had a public meeting where 250 angry residents complained about health problems as a result of the air pollution, including eye, nose and throat irritation, respiratory problems and infections, and even cancer and death of loved ones. The developer has …